Have you ever swept and swept and swept and swept and swept your kitchen floor only to still have crumbs on your feet? Yeah, me either.
Have you ever been sitting in bed watching TV and wonder how you would turn off the TV since you couldn't find the remote? Not me, I'm not so completely dependent on the remote that I momentarily forgot the TV has a power button.
Have you ever been sooo very tired that the potty suddenly seems comfortable as you drift off? No? Trust me I have never done that either.
It was not me that declared, "My work here is done. All parenting from this point forth will cease." after watching my daughter put some laundry away. Clearly children need more parenting than that. GEEZ!
This non-confession post was not brought to you as a part of Not Me! Monday hosted by MckMama. You should not head over to her site to check out the others that have linked up.