Have you ever swept and swept and swept and swept and swept your kitchen floor only to still have crumbs on your feet? Yeah, me either.
Have you ever been sitting in bed watching TV and wonder how you would turn off the TV since you couldn't find the remote? Not me, I'm not so completely dependent on the remote that I momentarily forgot the TV has a power button.
Have you ever been sooo very tired that the potty suddenly seems comfortable as you drift off? No? Trust me I have never done that either.
It was not me that declared, "My work here is done. All parenting from this point forth will cease." after watching my daughter put some laundry away. Clearly children need more parenting than that. GEEZ!
This non-confession post was not brought to you as a part of Not Me! Monday hosted by MckMama. You should not head over to her site to check out the others that have linked up.
12 comments:
Oh my goodness! I have NEVER started to fall asleep while sitting on the potty!:):)
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I have never swept the floor over and over again only to still have crumbs everywhere...really! I may have let my roomba clean a few times...but I hate to sweep:)
I have NEVER done that nor have I ever actually fallen off either. NEVER.
I have never fallen asleep on the toilet or the bathtub or pretty much anywhere else that I get 2 seconds of quiet...just enough time to close my eyes and drift off :o)
You mean you're not supposed to always feel crumbs on your feet? I knew I was missing something!
I've swept and swept and while sweeping more stuff is knocked over for me to sweep around and then sometimes there is someone to "help" with the sweeping who swipes my broom and/or dust pan and probably really needs her own set by now. Cute blog.
I have never had a panic attack when one of my children ran away with the remote because I also never forget the TV has a power button... Great not me! Monday post!
I watched like four episodes of MASH last weekend because I didn't know where the remote was.
love your not me's!
I can vacuum, sweep AND Swiffer and I will still have crumbs on my feet. I'm convinced my rugrats come behind me and sabotage my good deed:)
The crumbs...those little bastards...I can NEVER get them all. They torment me to the point of having to always wear flip flops inside. Even when it's cold. Then, I just have socks on with the flip flops.
P.S. Get outta here with the new look! It's awesome...I love it. Do you?
oh sweetheart, i totally get the sweeping the floor thing... right up my alley!
oh, and you are the FEATURED mommy for working mommy wednesday tomorrow! be sure to link up!!
:)
Seriously the bathroom is sometimes the only place I can get some peace and quiet! Sometimes- other times I can not even do that in peace! Ha!
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