Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
It was not me you would have seen last Wednesday hanging precariously half on and half off of an exam table, derriere side out, while my son was having his neck scanned.
I did not have another "freak show" moment at Target. Said moment did not include a woman standing six inches from me craning her neck and asking to "peak" at the girls. The peak did not include dangling her child in under the car seat canopies. Nor did it include someone yelling "Hey so and so look it's twins!" or there was definitely not a man that questioned me after check out if they were twins. Oh wait and then the peaker was not back because her small child hadn't seen enough, no that did not happen.
These are not the thoughts that ran through my head-
To the yeller - Really, you needed to yell that. The giagntic red stroller wasn't enough to be obvious.
To the peaker - No you may not peak they are not a circus side show and you don't look that clean OR it will cost you, $50 sounds reasonable.
To Captain Obvious- No they are nine months apart, I am just that crazy.
I did not have people over for a Super Bowl party the day before I was going back to work. No way i was in bed at 8:30 and the girls slept until 9a.m. (to bad that one really isn't true)
I did not return to work today, and definitely did not create and post this while at work. I am a far more diligent worker.