1 - Have you ever had any feelings towards one of your teachers back in the day?
Nope, no feelings. There were a few that were nice eye candy, but that's it.
2 – What's the most embarrassing thing that happened while at work?
There was the time I worked in the show department at Sears. We had a special tool with a medal hook on the end to shimmy boxes out of huge stacks. One Saturday before Christmas my shimmy was off and about 8 boxes of shoes came tumbling down on my head. This was witnessed by two co-workers.
Or there was the time I was venting to my boss about someone being useless as they walked into the office.
Could be the time I went to the restroom and noticed I could see the tile floor through the hem in the crouch of my pants. No one said anything to me and the check in the mirror showed no evidence of my badonkadonk, but I was so nervous of full exposure I refused lunch and just sat at my desk the remainder of the day.
3 – When was the last time you
Mine is not a story of sharting, I did indeed crap myself as an adult. A little back story, I had committed to be a driver for the youth group, I was a leader, to do a 5K walk in DC for Help the Homeless and I was one of two female chaperones. Later in the week I fell ill with the stomach bug and it was bad. My mom called it Lucy Goosey when I was younger; let me tell you that Lucy had never been that goosey. No meds were working it was just, yuck. So it's the day of the walk and I follow through with my obligations. I was as prepared as a girl could be but well it happened.... leakage….
4 – What is the one thing you have always kept a secret and why have you kept this secret for so long?
See the split pants incident in question 2 and all of question number 3. Why were they secrets, because hello they are embarrassing!!!
Ultimately though if you can't laugh at life you aren't living, so I'm sharing my laughs with you.
5 – What's your best advice for us habitual coffee drinkers to not have to poop right after drinking it?
I'm an avid coffee drinker that does not suffer from this affliction.