Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I did not accidentally leave my cell phone in the back pocket of a dirty pair of jeans and subsequently wash them. Thus not ruining my only means of calling out of our house since we don't have a land line.

I did not somehow manage to open the 2.5 gallon container of nursery water, that sits on our kitchen counter, with my behind while emptying the dishwasher and continue to douse my entire left leg. My husband did not find this hilarious and nearly fall on the kitchen floor laughing at me.

I certainly did not leave Saturday night's dinner dishes in the sink until this morning, how irresponsible and lazy on my part.

I did not just spend thirty minutes racing cars on the Treadclimber with my son and that would not be the most action the machine has seen in over a year because that would be embarrassing.

This weekend I did of course put together my menu and grocery list for the week and have already started dinner for the evening.

Finally, Brennan did not graduate to size two diapers because she had not blown through her diaper up the back to the base of her neck. That did not happen and I certainly would blog about it or not needing to sanitize the bath toys due to said clean-up..

Whew! that is a pretty shabby initial not me post.